The Portrait Forge · Free

Become the hero on the paperback cover.

One photo in. One 1970s sword-and-sorcery oil painting of you out. Pick your class, and the guild's painters do the rest.

Example portrait: a bearded man painted as a fur-cloaked barbarian under a blood moon — Barbarian Warlord, as forged for a founding guild member.

I Your face

Face the camera, good light, no sunglasses. Just you in the shot.

Tap to take or choose a photo
JPG or PNG

II Your class

III Your name in the guild ledger

First name Email

This is a photo of me, I'm 18 or older, and I'm happy to get emails from Immortal Company (training tips, guild news, launch offers). Unsubscribe any time.

We don't keep your photo. It's used once to paint your portrait, then thrown away.

Heating the forge…

Usually 10 to 30 seconds. Don't close this page.

Your legend is forged

Now get as strong as your portrait.

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